Tommy Boy starring Chris Farley is the type of movie that makes you wet your pants and spew liquids through your nostrils - yes, it's that funny. Most of which comes from Chris Farley's (Tommy Boy) physical humor. But you still have those quotes that make your belly hurt from laughter because it's easy to refer back to the visuals. Here's one of the many quotes I find hilarious.
Tommy: Umm, let's say your driving along the road with your family and your driving along, lay le lay, woo whoo, Then all of a sudden there a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes EERRRRRGGGHH! Whoa. That was close. Hah ha! Now, lets see what happens when your driving with the "other guys brake pads". Your driving along, your driving along and all of sudden the kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go the bathroom daddy." Not now damnit! Truck tire. Errrragggghhh! I can't stop!
[smashes a model car on desk]
There's a cliff. Ahhhhh! And your familys screaming, "Ohh my god we're burning alive! No, I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. WE-OH! WE-OH! WE-OH! And the medic get's out and says, "Ohh my god." New guy is in the corner puking his guts out. All because you wanna save a couple extra pennies.
2 comments:
I miss Chris Farley he was the funniest man that lived!
I actually cried when he died - so sad for such a talented funny guy. I thought of David Spade because you could tell they were very close.
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