Someone Please Confiscate Britney's License

Britney Spears did it again folks - she ran over another person's foot and this time that person was a cop. For the love of God and all that is right and holy, I plead to the law - once and for all confiscate this girl's 'legal right to drive' document, so the rest of the world can be safe on the streets. TMZ is reporting that there is an investigation from the LAPD and I think (and hope) that they've had it with Britney.

I said it before and I'll say it again - get a fricken driver, Britney!! It's just one less thing that won't haul your cellulite butt to court. I'm here to offer advice and assistance Brit. Listen to reason - you know you suck at driving and god knows we definitely agree with that so, let the reigns of the steering wheel go and use your well earned money to get yourself a sane and more than capable driver.

For more details on the incident click here.