Lauren Conrad Protecting her Bum

You know when you wear a cute little outfit and you feel good in it until you wear it out and you think - maybe this is a little too short? Well, "The Hills" actress - I mean "The Hills" star, Lauren Conrad must have felt the same way in this sailor outfit on Halloween as she tried to protect her behind while the photogs captured it.

These pictures are so funny to me because at first glance it looks as if she's digging for gold trying to fix a wedgie. Now that would have been hilarious - the paparazzi would have eaten that right up!! And would you check the glazed eyes look? Maybe someone slipped her a little mickey in her chocolate Halloween candy.