Friday, August 31, 2007

It's Britney, beeyotch!

Britney's song "Gimme More" is now #80 in America as reported by Mediabase who tracks radio play. Song reminds us of the old Britney we have been so badly missing. Excitement for her VMA performance is building, with Criss Angel making her disappear and dancers hanging from the ceiling, it should be a show stopper. Now that we have the old sound, all we need now is the pre-crazy look of Britney to win us all over.

Owen's lawyer is a lying liar who's lying!


Owen's lawyer is saying that he did not have his stomach pumped when admitted to the hospital for attempted suicide. He's also stating that Owen does not use illegal drugs but only uses anti-depressants. Really! US Weekly further reports that Owen has since relapsed and is now in rehab. Nothing like having an enabler represent you. If you would like to give a shout out for Owen's quick recovery, leave me a comment.

George, we love you!


How hot and perfect is this man as he grins for the camera while arriving at the Venice Film Festival. No, that wasn't a question.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAMERON!




35 and looking like 20! Have a great one, girl!

Whatever, Mariah



Luther Vandross told Mariah Carey to sleep in the sauna because it will improve her voice. That's what she told US Weekly and I wonder if the late Luther was just trying to kill her off. Mariah went on to say that she can only spend three hours in the heat so she retires to her bed where she lays on her @$$ for an additional 12 long hours. Miss Thang said, I've got to sleep for a total of 15 hours to sing the way I want to." Yeah, that's what us normal people like to call slothfulness, O.K.?!

Angelina and Shiloh


Yummy picture of the day.

Pink and John Cusack?


Is Pink co-starring with John in one of his romantic comedies or is John one of Pink's groupie's? Either way, it scares us to see this pairing with no explanation. What do you think her hubby will think? Oh yeah, that's right - he's too busy hangin' with strippers and hookin' up to care the goinz-on with Pink.

Paris pouts!



Paris pouts while texting her friends complaining about the fact that she wasn't asked to be on Celebrity Rap Superstar. That's O.K. Paris, Hugh Hefner's girlfriend filled in for you and she sucked! Well at least you dressed for the part, you little gangsta!

Britney, you missed a spot...or two


Britney puts on lipstick at a red light - hoping to look sexy for her dancers as they practice for her anticipated VMA's appearance. She needs some plaster to cover the zits around her mouth. They are zits, right?

Britney's loaded!


TMZ recovered documents from KFed and Brit's custody battle. Britney has got some dough - making 737,868 a month?! Daaaamn! Maybe now she'll be able to buy HUMAN hair extensions and afford some panties to cover up all her junk.

David...come on!




David Beckham is out of the game for 6 weeks because of a sprained knee. And just when we were starting to get interested in soccer! What the hell David? Can't you just take your shirt off at half time and hop out on the field waving to all of us drooling fans? Ummm, is there half time in soccer? See - we know nothing about the sport unless you're involved. Now get off your @$$, run around and show off your sweaty chest, dammit!

Tom Cruise defends movie


"All I can say,"Save your comments until you see the movie." He told the German weekly, who have been riding him hard on his religion and role that he plays in the movie Valkyrie. Crazy Cruise said he felt a lot of similarity to the German colonel who unsuccessfully tried to off Hitler. Great - wonderful, now he's linking himself to an assassin. Yes, it was Hitler and we're O.K. with that - it's just Tom as a killer is believable and frankly scares the hell out of us.

Jennifer Lopez pregnant?


That's what the rumor is - and that she may be prego with twins! OMG! You know how big her @$$ will get? If this is indeed true, we should hear from Marc and Jennifer's camp confirming the pregnancy any day now.

Princess Diana...We Remember














We will never forget your charm, beauty and love for people. Your legacy will live on, so rest in peace Lady Diana. You remain in our hearts forever!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Celebrity Rap Superstar


We've got ourselves a winner already - and the rapper's name is Shar Jackson. She tore it up and the best comment came from judge "Da Brat" when she said, "I bet your kids are at home sayin' well at least my MOM can rap!" Doh! Poor KFed can't get a break anywhere. Perez Hilton did alright to - surprisingly enough. Now Hefner's girlfriend sucked and Jason Wahler bit it hard - I think he was high. "Da Brat" made another observant comment when she had to judge Jason's performance, she said - "No wonder why Lauren dumped your @$$!" We got some drama up in here - and you know we'll be watching.

"Who's workin' it" poll results


We had a poll with LiLo, Paris and Nicole's mugshots and you voted on who was vogue-ing it and (drum roll please)...Paris is the winner! Thank you for your votes everyone!

Nicole Richie sings?


Well, at least she's trying to sing. E! found Nicole on her way to vocal lessons. So, we might have a CD being released in the near future. I wonder if she'll have Paris do a duet with her? Maybe they could sing one of the songs Ne-Yo wrote for Brit and perform it at the VMA's on MTV? I'm a genius, I don't know how I come up with these ideas.

Ashton and Demi


Demi showed up on the set of Ashton's movie "What Happens in Vegas" which happens to co-star the beautiful Cameron Diaz. Doesn't it look like she's reprimanding him? All she has to do is pinch his ear and she'll look like his mother. Demi has nothing to worry about - she's a hottie!

Britney's manager has been served


Larry Rudolph was hunted down like a dog and was found hiding in a tanning bed. He will have to testify in KFed's and Brit's custody battle. Well, at least he'll look good when he shows in court.

Mary Kate and Ashley are fighting!


We love this! O.k., its been reported that the two have been clawing at each other like cats. Evidently they have not wanted to be seen or interviewed together recently for some odd reason - we're not sure but they both have projects coming up. According to E!, Mary Kate will be on "Weeds" playing a pot smokin Christian, (interesting combo - but who's judging) and Ashley will be playing a slut in "The Informers". I wonder what kind of research they did to really capture these roles.

Kate Hudson in a daze


E! caught up with Kate on the set of her new movie "Bachelor no.2" looking a bit dazed and very sad. Being the ex of Owen Wilson must make her a little melancholy considering his state. Do you think their failed relationship had anything to do with his attempted suicide?

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